gnarly:

when you finally get the food you ordered at a restaurant after waiting a very very long time

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Anonymous asked:

If you had an nsfw tag would it be "repornica"

middy hors Answer:

rebornica:

im going to eat a cactus

http://foo-exe.tumblr.com/post/97910378073/officialdaddyegbert-davvvd-annoying-the

rebornica:

foo-exe:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

No you fucking flavorless Dorito

ITS JUST A…

First wearing a Fedora makes you a misogynistic nice guy…

..now having a certain hairstyle determines your attitude?

What’s next, Tumblr?

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

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A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do notpost or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

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